I can just see the conversation now.
CSKA: He'll cost you £1m
CCFC: How about we give you Bright, Hilssner, Jobello, Pask and Shipley?
CSKA: Then the price will be £2m
If anyone was in doubt you're a child bored on summer holiday there it is.
Btw. General rule, if you can't spell it you're not allowed to investigate it.