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My eldest son supporting Man Utd.

im not a season ticket holder but if I was I like to think my response was something as good as this

Haha... love it!!! I’ll post Houchie when he is done

Sky Blue hair dye received today. All ready for the announcement and the hair will be Sky Blue. Actually more accurately the fur will be... because it’s for the dog. Houchen is blissfully unaware that in a matter of days his reputation will be in tatters as he sports a blue rinse until the...

No thanks....rather have SISU

It seemed like a kid to me .. enjoying attention. Like he had just learnt new swear words and insults. It was embarrassing. Bit like me at 18 giving abuse out to bouncers on the door at Mr G’s when they never let me in. You wake in the morning feeling a right tit and don’t do it again. Except he...

I’ll sign... just tell me where.

I’ve started a few books in my time.... always get halfway through and lose interest and then really struggle. But with this lockdown I’m more determined than ever to go for it and read a whole book

Complete wankers.... if it’s any consolation when my car got nicked it was used for joy riding then dumped. Everything intact apart from my £2 coin collection which I was dropping off at a charity event. They left clothes and stuff of little value. The scarfs have huge sentimental value but...

v Leeds.... young lad died if I recall correctly

Watched the backend of the full version with police commentary on YouTube and wished I hadn’t. can’t get the scenes out of my head and it’s far too graphic for YouTube. The poor bloke walking around made me feel physically sick. It made me question myself as to why the hell I watched it...it...

I’ve no spare time... just doing shit loads of jobs I’ve put off. I’m building a pond at the moment..... it’s in the planning stage. I’m a fecking accountant.... I’ve had enough of being a handy man. I’ve laid a lawn, I’ve put guttering around the outdoor bar I’ve painted all the decking and...

I refuse to go to Mozzies.....their social distancing controls are shite. Tesco has a much better plan in place.... one way traffic.. floor marked out.... proper entry control. Been to 2 now in along Eaton and Loughborough and both good.

Haha...I’m sure it was.....but it’s been a while since I adopted the “picture you’re on top of a naked Peter Beardsley” strategy.

Women can be so cruel....I get a sigh and an “it’s ok ... I still enjoyed it” .. but a telling off!!! Jeez

We all need to give a shit.... otherwise this great City will continue its downward spiral... it’s an opportunity.... give it a chance... give it some backing TGP

Got the same prob....I’ll see if I can work it out

Haha... yep... got 29 mins in and the son said he was sure he had seen it before and why is there no social distancing. I said.... FFS you’re 32 years of age George .....

If and it’s a big if... we were to win.... I don’t care if it’s in extra time and comes via an unlikely own goal that loops over their keeper. Actually.... forget that..I’m talking shit....just checked and it’s only Ray fecking Clemence in goal for them.

When I’m in Cov... that’s my local. Def not pretentious.... really good crowd in there. I am obvs but really good mix.