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Nonsense! Trespass is a civil offence so you can’t be arrested for it or charged with it! The charge would be endangering an aircraft which is punishable by 5 years imprisonment.

I don't know how the well-heeled ladies of the north Cotswolds will cope without HoF - better than their mortification at it being turned into Sports Direct by stealth, I guess! Flannels are c*nts - they recently took some huge payments on my credit card without making the right checks. I...

Was that you in the stationery cupboard?!!

... with their young children!

Saw some bloke on Twitter saying it had prevented his grandson from being taken to see Santa in Lapland. He advised the owner of the drone to make sure he covered it in Vaseline, cos when he finds him he's going to shove it straight up his arse!! LMAO

Yeah, you'd have thunk, wouldn't you? Apparently they do that at military airfields and other establishments! Get some farmer with a rifle and pay him a grand to shoot at it!

Further to my earlier post, pedestrian crossing lights which take so bloody long to stop the traffic that people take risks crossing between vehicles, or they cross when there is no traffic and the lights then change to red. Ridiculous!

Agreed - shoot the fucker down, or jam the frequencies these things operate on. Just imagine if these things were armed!

But obviously so! #justsayin

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Dare I google her at work? Assuming it is a female Ashley! Well that showed me ... HE is a footballer for Coventry Sphinx, gym owner and personal trainer! Not sure he'd look so good in one of Sian's products!

Ashley Who?? I'm so out of touch with popular culcha!

Sweet Jesus - the epitome of lowest common denominator TV!

That's self-flagellation of the highest order, Captain!

Erm ... what???

... like retired people who think Saturday mornings are the only time they can shuffle round Tesco, so as not to interfere with their otherwise packed social calendar, thereby getting in everyone else's way!!

Was she the one who was slated in the interviews for wanting to blow the entire 250 grand on celebrity endorsements and publicity? Maybe she's been advised that the money could be better spent elsewhere!

Spooky!!

I think countdown clocks are fantastic. They have them on the traffic phases in India, so drivers aren't tempted to jump the lights as they know their turn will come. Doesn't stop the roads being utter chaos though!!

Looked like Camilla had developed an allergy to her nuts with those lip fillers- ugh! Maybe she got the idea from lying on the massive inflatable vagina at the bodybuilding show! As for the fear of showing Sabrina’s arse or cameltoe, don’t get me started! They were happy for the model to do it!