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I remember Eto'o playing for them before Barcelona, they seemed one of those mid-table sides who'd mix it up with a crack at Europe one year and then flirt with relegation another.

Delayed shock is completely normal, but I'd echo everyone else about not letting it affect you too long before getting help. My cousin was injured in that Tunisian gunman thing the other year and although it hasn't gone away for them completely, reaching out helped them massively.

As we speak, Michael Byng's winding up his enigma machine to send a coded bid over the radio waves

Top flight in Scotland has to be preferable to the basement in England, regardless of salary guesswork.

Two relegations in 20 years with white stripes on the kit too, a lesson for us all

In terms of settling down, he's at a club who can tell him where they'll be based in a year's time so they've got that over us.

The main attraction has to be the local derby with Hamilton Accies, especially now our closest rival is Lands End FC or whatever

I think it's possible for him to genuinely love the club but not play for it. Doesn't necessarily just have to be a money thing either.

Job done, technically speaking

After his zero games on loan at Rangers, he's somehow got both unfinished and unstarted business in Scotland.

See the picture a few posts later

Alright Reice, you're giving the game away here

Would you save Stokesy? AMEN for yes, scroll past for no. I know 65% of people won't repost this, but true heroes will for one hour to raise awareness #crabslegs

*OR STOKER, HARD TO TELL WITH NICKNAMES

This thread's a bit mad. Imagine Chris Stokes popping on here to see everyone happy about his contract renewal and then checking out what else is going on, seeing this thread and realising he's made a terrible terrible mistake. THINK OF STOKESY

'I can't see black people' was the first draft of the twist in the Sixth Sense

Tim Key was the best of all the contestants so far I think, always trying to worm his way around the rules.

Imagine being that fella and going home after his shift. Wife asks how work was, a small part of him dies.

You'd name the person if you were writing this article surely

It's nice that Dave is not only now making its own original comedy stuff, but it's actually way better than a lot of the endless repeats it relied on early on.