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From now on I identify as a courgette. What noise does a courgette make?

Played against a lad with one arm when I was young (probably 8 or 9) and was scared to tackle him in case the other arm fell off! Didn't really have a good grip of biology at that age.

Correct me if I'm wrong but we didn't get parachute payments.

And on that subject, any VPN recommendations?

Got a link? I'd be keen to give the free trial a go.

But at the end of it they will still have a £35m bill to pay. This is akin to taking an interest-only mortgage on the basis that it is cheaper month-to-month, only in property investment there is sufficient profit generated to eat away at the capital amount still owing. With the model they have...

I'm sure I've asked this before (and I can't be bothered to check) but why would someone like Wasps have chosen to raise capital via retail bonds as opposed to arranging a commercial mortgage against the stadium, which would have almost certainly offered lower interest rates? Would it be likely...

IPTV is something I'm thinking about going for in the not-too-distant future. Any recommendations on box/subscription?

Haven't said a peep about Sancho. However, it is fair to say that he probably wouldn't be a starter at City like he is at Dortmund. Can't know it for sure, but the kid has made the decision he feels is right for him. In a way, his call-up will probably inspire a lot of others to move abroad...

Fucking charity bet on whether Foden has an amazing career because of Guardiola. How do you then prove it's because of Pep? How do you know what his development would be like away from City? It's all whataboutery bollocks because then you can claim you're right.

I also had a feeling straight away that he was going to the very top. His footballing intelligence is greater than any other player I've seen in a Cov shirt. Think he will be in the elite bracket within 3 years.

On that subject, I think it would work if Andreu had Jones, Thomas and Chaplin alongside him in the attacking lineup (on the proviso that all were fully fit). Unfortunately the alternatives in those positions don't offer the movement that a player like Andreu needs. On the flip side, if we went...

Definitely.

Burge 7 - didn't do much wrong, kicking was much improved from previous performances. Willis 7 - had a very good first half and generally had their left winger under wraps. Moved to CB and was steady. Davies 6 - reasonable, but didn't fill me with the confidence he usually does. Hyam 6 - looked...

I look forward to the 'Male' classification of films and the uproar that would bring with it.

Absolutely textbook "I've been out on the beers and want to join in the conversation" comment there!

Always wondered with James Taylor if the ball hit him in the chest could he still be given out lbw?

Also of this opinion now.

I'd imagine it will be on the premise of "do we take this deal or leave with no deal" and then there will be a General Election off the back of that.

I know that the quoted salary is correct, which begs the question whether the other half of the claim is correct as well. I doubt it personally.