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He'll have been reported, but either will get banned and register immediately under a new name or more likely Twitter will just softly hit him with a feather duster. If there was some way to enforce it, I'd have all logins easily traceable to a real culpable person.

Joe Murphy used to follow Catholicism, but gave it up to devote his time to following Chris Hussey around shouting abuse at him for being useless on the ball.

Every time Gary Lineker tweets he gets a string of witless replies from idiots reading 'shat on-' and then something relevant to the tweet. Stupid but relatively harmless enough until that included his tweet the other day about his dad dying. Classy.

The internet's mad for it now, you can't move for alt-right cucks and leftists being triggered and all that bollocks. I remember when you had to see an uncle get drunk at a wedding to find out he's a massive bigot, now all you have to do is be friends with them on social media.

Possibly Yakubu too? Nigeria's about half Muslim or so

I assume Fadiga, Senegal's almost entirely Islam.

Going by his account I think he was just on the prowl looking for Muslims to shout at.

If it is the popular opinion, you don't need to give yourself hypothetical backup is what I'm saying. Writing someone off by September though is a load of bollocks no matter what happens the rest of the year

Saying things like that makes your opinion come across as lacking conviction, like you're even trying to convince yourself.

It's been a weird transfer window. A load of players in nice and early, no reliance on loan players to prop us up and a few players I'd expected to go in Willis and Stevenson are still here. On paper it's the closest we've come to competence and organisation in several years, just need to get...

Jordan Turnbull's got 24 in the same category

If he's a free agent can't we theoretically sign him whenever we want or can you only register players by the end of today?

Conor Thomas must have been raving about it to him

I liked him, despite shitting it every time we tried to be fancy and play the ball around at the back which he seemed to be ringleader of.

Credit to Swindon for the straightforward signing announcement accompanied by photo of player holding up scarf. The classics are still the best.

If he does sign, Mark Robins better have his transfer jumper on for the photo and not the tracksuit he was in earlier for Davies. Respect the traditions.

I bet we've taken German forward Oliver Sossagerohl on trial

Was it Danny White who did the Riquelme one? That's a particular favourite.