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He seems to have a Belfast accent at times! But when is Pyongyang the City of Culture??

"Life hacks" is just a shit term. On a par with the trend for "uptick" when you actually mean "increase" - Yes, i'm talking to you, Sir Patrick Vallance, when presenting the latest Covid stats! They're not fucking Facebook "likes"!

Not appropriate to refer to all your pupils as useless little cunts then?

(That'll be pretty much any comedian with children, then?)

It was in sixth form!!

There was a girl at my school who had the reputation that her bf ate creme eggs out of her twat. Question most people asked was "with the wrapper or without?"!!! But i wouldn't have suggested Cadbury's use her in their ads either!

Actually, i don't recall Cadbury's ever using such an explicit ad for a Creme Egg with a straight couple, so i would question the need for it at all.

Sadly, yes!!

I know she's obvious, but watching "The Serpent" on BBC1/iPlayer (gripping TV by the way), i can't help but marvel at the thing of beauty that is Jenna Coleman (especially when she's speaking French, strangely!).

Just stick around for the climate emergency to really kick in! Can't you use a potato instead?? :)

And Krishnan G-M

Selling fruit that isn't ripe and ready to eat - pick locally when it's ripe. Problem solved

Resurrecting Clap for Carers/Heroes or whatever. Patronising and cringeworthy. Just drop it!

Showed that they don't always need to be comedians to have a good laugh (Shirley "Dirty" Ballas, etc)

She was a hoot on the Taskmaster Special

Shame - i was looking forward to them smashing Derby's record least points!!!! Hate the Blades

I don't even know what that means!

I think we used to be good (in April to June) at respecting each other's personal space (otherwise known as Social Distancing) and being polite to each other (waiting for people to pass in a supermarket aisle, for example). That was until some clown in government decided to ignore the advice and...

We have a ski apartment booked in the French Alps in March - would be our first time away since same time last year, as everything else we had planned was cancelled or postponed. Can't see it happening that soon though. Bollocks! Have a week booked in a remote cottage on Loch Awe in Argyll in...

Is that the same person? Crikey! Unrecognisable!