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It's come out that the two who were banned for 10 years have had it reduced to one on the quiet, so four of the five who were messaging about gangraping and mutilating specific named girls and their friends will be allowed in the same seminars as them come September.

They've had front ones since the 80s? What the hell

The moment I felt like I'd really moved up in the world was when I got a car with a heated front window rather than just the back. The future was finally here

It's a shame it's not quite worked out for him yet, even at the time Wolves seemed a puzzling move as they were clearly loading their squad ready for the Premier League so the chances of him playing for them never looked likely.

I think we've been very lucky so far in that all the people we've (eventually) dealt with so far have been the nicest people and done great jobs, apart from moving in day when delivery men from Currys were complete arseholes, acting as if delivering a washing machine into the house rather than...

I think that's it, we had a guy come over for a job that was really an hour's work so I suspect he was doing it more as a favour to the fella who recommended him than anything.

We had a load of little jobs but even hearing back from most was a real lottery. Once we had one guy doing some decorating he recommended others for the other bits and we were set because they were great and also communicative, it's as if there's an inner sanctum you need to get in before anyone...

Anything Reggie Yates does, I'm there

Love those pizzas, I can only get them when the wife's away though as I get them with the garlic oil and I must absolutely reek after

There's an oversaturation of comedy panel shows but Would I Lie To You is great, proper old-school parlour game stuff. The only thing it falls down on is having permanent team captains who surely can't have enough anecdotes to last them the entire run of the show but not having Bob Mortimer...

BBC's Special Forces was a much better version of this. The contestants would have an instructor from a different nation's force every week instead of beardy bellend, women were part of it from the start anyway, and the people calling them shitty cunts weren't then kidnapping them during the...

Add me to the list of people who didn't hate S2. Vince Vaughn was entirely out of place but otherwise it was ok. I've watched the first episode of the new series though and it feels more like S1, which I absolutely loved. I'd also echo @ccfctommy about Ali, fantastic actor.

Even though that's an alarmingly high number I'm still pleasantly surprised it's that low, I thought there would be even more stupid people than that.

If we go on another decent run, is there a minimum number of points won that would prevent you bumping this when it goes a bit tits up or is it just this forever until he goes?

Oh God no, waltzing into professional football at 32 can only go the way it did. Soccer Aid and exhibitions are about all he should be getting up to

Anyone signing him would have done it for the clicks and views for definite, but he's one of those people I hate who are naturally good at sport and had enough about him that he could have taken it up as a kid and done alright, I think cricket was another potential option for him too before a PE...

Compared to proper footballers granted, but if teams are letting him train and not just taking a photo for Twitter and then showing him the door he's got to be a bit handy all the same. I thought he'd give long jump a go at some point, he could probably stride the qualifiying target alone.

I'm an alien overlord. To be honest, I told the lads to always probe the humans anally for a laugh.

He's one of those annoying types who'd just be good at anything they do, he already seems very media-friendly so you could easily see him doing TV like Michael Johnson does now.

Southgate would really have to be included in the exceptions too, his first job was a Premier League club that he literally wasn't qualified for