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Sent it to David Conn, see if his head blows off his shoulders

The misuse of staycation does my head in. If you're packing up the family and going to Devon you're not staying put dickhead, you're not just flying somewhere.

They're saying he can't postpone an election (particularly for a reason he's completely made up) but we've had four years of 'he can't do that can he?' so fuck knows what the rules are anymore

The words 'share bag' on a pack of Maltesers may as well be foreign for 'more for me'

While I'm happy that the hummel deal gets us five years of bespoke kits, I wouldn't mind that Spurs one at all, always liked that design

I'm sure Onye Igwe did actually suggest that during his glorious spell with us

Had a trial membership of that and really liked it, the fact I could do the meals without killing anyone shows how good the recipes were too

I'll be honest, if we don't have either a brown or a pink away kit after all the wait now the club's basically dead to me

I don't think we'll be too far behind with that

It seems that they're not messing too much with a winning formula which is a relief, I think with the studio bits having no audience though it'll still suffer at least this season. I don't think I've seen Mawaan Rizwan in anything and Katherine Parkinson seems to fill the 'comedic non-comedian'...

Is alcohol sponsorship banned? You used to have Holsten, Coors, Carling and the like but nothing now that I can think of

Yep, alternate between red and black home colours

I like this, Bayer Leverkusen's home kit one season is then their away kit the year after so anyone buying it new gets two years of it being current, and they still have a new home kit each year

Always loved this too

Normal Tuesday in the White House "Donald Trump has thrown his weight behind a doctor’s claim that there is a cure for coronavirus despite her insistence that some illnesses are caused by sex with demons"

It'll never happen, but social media accounts being legally linked to someone's identity would change society for the better overnight

One thing I bear in mind with Akinfenwa (and pretty much every black player directly contactable on social media) is the sheer amount of horrific and unquestionable racist abuse they get sent on a regular basis by all these anonymous accounts, that kind of thing must absolutely grind you down...

Andi Peters has barely aged a day since the broom cupboard, he's going to be in his 80s and the most you'd be able to tell is a slight fleck of grey around the temples. Sickening really