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Yakubu's signing was a waste of time, but he got done a bit dirty by that video of him injured but having to stay out on the pitch, but instead presented and circulated as just a lazy bastard mooching around

HOW DARE YOU

I have always put my full name on my love letters to Marcus Hall, but pixelated my cock and balls on the attached photos just to be safe

If the Telegraph is going to write stories every time a Cov fan says something silly online they'd better hire a lot of staff quickly

I think there is something to be said for the fact that he didn't tag Jones directly so it's not on the same level as hurling direct abuse at him

Saying some strikers aren't good enough is more palatable than saying someone is finished and will rot in non-league, but they're both try-hards so job done.

I can't believe someone on Twitter is being edgy

I just hope we don't go full Ribero and have the jazzy shorts to match, the world isn't ready for it

Good spot, I hadn't noticed that at all

If hummel had to calm down our designer, how fucking mad is the away kit going to be?

Wouldn't go as far as that but I do fear it'll be a bit underwhelming after last season got it pitch perfect

Is the collar black there? It'd match up with the earlier post if so

Army means no Navy, good news for people who don't want stripes.

Well overdue a remake

They mustn't be too confident of us staying up. Unlike Jingltree and their two-year deal, but then Christmas is all about optimism and cheer

I'm not really all that worried about it to be honest, mainly because I'm fairly sure we've all had it. Literally the first day she went though she brought me back a stinking cold the next day, someone warned me to take a week off work when she starts but I thought they were joking!

Great to hear as ours just starts nursery

They're all actual fucking morons

That kit always reminded me of this which is fitting because watching Hyldgaard was also a masterclass of dread

I reckon tomorrow's the day we get something. All the sponsors in place now, extra stock of blue wigs for the photos, nothing's gonna stop us now