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I always come prepared for that day. And let me tell you when that day comes, finally people will stop shouting FULL KIT WANKER at me and instead shout at me for being the worst player they've ever seen.

When they say it's 'not terror-related' it just means it wasn't brown people or in the name of recognised religion. I'd argue against the latter part when it comes to these brainwashed incels.

Does the club shop have the old matchday programmes? I fancied picking up the George Curtis one but didn't catch sight of a single seller at the game

I think that nobody comes out of this with any credit, but if one person stood out as the true villain of the piece it's the mullet.

This allows him a bit of free time to help run his shop in Leamington.

I saw that mullet a few times on Sunday so either he's based in block 17 or the scenario that doesn't bear contemplation, that's a hairstyle that's catching on

Interesting to note that PSG sold hundreds of thousands of shirts but have yet to sell out, whereas you'd currently have trouble buying a Cov shirt. Further proof as if it were needed that we're far bigger than these SO-CALLED big clubs.

It's not always a bad thing that we don't have the full hummel range available to us Nice sentiment, but bloody hell THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING

You'd think people who have enough internet access to fall down batshit conspiracy rabbit holes would also be able to Google where the BBC are based.

I know everyone's on a high after a cracking result, but having a grumble about the fact you can't easily pick up a club shirt during the first week of the season seems pretty valid.

Hoping with the arrival of the season ticket cards the turnstiles will be a lot quicker, best part of half an hour before in what masqueraded as a queue and just made it through in time. When they announced the minute of silence for George Curtis and while it was being observed by everyone in...

If people are disappointed, just wait for October when the brown third kit is unveiled. Not me though, I'll be smashing the FUCK out of my piggy bank on my way to the club shop

Some of the witless replies to this, bloody hell. People riled at a light-hearted joke by a non-league team

I'm definitely picking one up when they go half price in April.

I prefer it to last year's, but it's a bit lazy.

I'd say 2001 for a lot of people. We were the team getting away with relegation scraps from the top division forever but once you're in the second tier or below the only fans who stay aware of you tend to be that season's opponents and any bitter rivals, and we don't really have any of the latter

You can tell you're on to a winner when everyone looks over the moon with the new kit

My ticket's arrived. Unfortunately the hologram's missing, there's no such team as 'the spungos' and they seem to be printed on some sort of cracker

The £25 being online only definitely takes some of the shine off it, it's really a £19 voucher instead

I've generally done the two year replace cycle so I've not had much problem in that regard (on my 3rd/4th Samsung now) but that does remind me that battery was another thing the Huawei absolutely excelled with. If I could take the battery life and camera from the Huawei and marry it up with...