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You can go back and give a yellow after the play has finished. He just did that to Bidwell for a good challenge.

First priority next season is to work out how to not concede first. Feels like 75% of games we go behind

Play well, miss chances, give away the simplest goal

Cal needed to take a touch then

Ref is tripping again. They need to stop giving them acid before the games

Love the City Ground, that's a proper stadium

Small Dick Vik shot

Fucking hell Gus, just pushing people over now. Needs Doyle in to tell him how to do the dark arts without getting the cards.

What about sparrows?

Tastes like prawn cocktail?

Club penis inspector. It’s honest work and someone has got to do it.

He's got gonorrhea. Few antibiotics and he'll be sound but he didn't want to leak out of his shorts today.

I'd play him tonight as if we lose playoffs have gone then if we lose he can have the rest of the season off

Sheaf CB and the village idiot finally gets his Dabo CM dream fulfilled.

Surely if you're doing that you play Bidwell at LCB and Maatsen at LWB

Ooo Dabo at centre back again. MR found the rest of the Christmas sherry his wife hid and told him he'd finished.

Those first half stats need sorting. Scored more goals after 75 minutes than we have in the entire first half.

Feel like a loss tonight for some reason. Will end the playoff hopes and be a dull end to what has been a great season overall.

Cos I'd drink you under the table and you'd piss yourself lad.

We'll invest £2m of a £5m sale while our competitors happily spend £5m on a player without a sale and we'll wonder why we're back in L1 in a couple of years.