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As one of the many season ticket holders who have shouted at the club on social media, they've promised me I can sit on the bench and two of the subs will feed me grapes and massage my shoulders. BOUT FUCKEN TIME

I had Barcelona to advance at 8/1 after the first leg. How often do you get those odds on Barcelona smashing a team at home?

Tim Fisher doesn't email, he just shouts his words into the human realm through a cursed ring of fire.

That's the spirit!

My eye is immediately drawn to MEGA FLAG. To be called mega, that must be fucking massi-

Where'd they bring it? Oy oy

He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you ever done?

Sold!

Hopefully the 70000 we're bringing will be wearing this season's must-have

Hey if I'm not falling for 'bumchin', there's no way I'd be fooled by 'maycock'. Nice try suckers! Also cheers, that's him

Ugh, not more of the Irish.

Who's the fella in blue? Can't place him.

We play in a 32000 capacity stadium and average between 8-9000 per game so I wouldn't worry about having to do anything early.

Embarrassing for the club, they couldn't source any current kits so they've had to give him an old one. Disgrace

You're a mess.

If it's not just a fluff piece, I'd ideally like to hear why he's here now when the reasons for his initial exit have only got worse.

Someone tell Bob you can embed Twitter posts using the link rather than pasting the mess.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

I don't think this will ever be beaten