Not knowing Simon Gilbert in real life doesn't mean people are out of touch with reality, it means they are just talking about the side of him that they see, his online presence.
Can you still get Carling Premier? I used to drink that because regular beer bloated me and I could never belch on command. I've learnt that most holy of skills since.
I can't wait for Sunday, seeing the team led out by an ex-Liverpool goalkeeper and an ex-Man Utd forward. Who knows, maybe that former Everton striker will be fit to make an appearance.
There is absolutely no risk, going back to a rebuilt stadium in a different cup will make no difference to what happened 30 years ago. If Oxford spank us 10-0 nobody's going to suddenly start thinking 1987 was a load of hoary old shit.