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  1. Otis

    I have some good news and some bad news

    Yeah, had their first two albums. Now they are just an embarrassment.
  2. Otis

    Disappointing Xmas presents…. 2021

    I could get a slight maim for 2 grand and a loss of eye and dignity for 3 and a half. A full on snow plough, accidental death was 20k
  3. Otis

    Disappointing Xmas presents…. 2021

    She died last year unfortunately. How about your dad?
  4. Otis

    Disappointing Xmas presents…. 2021

    It's not. I am used to it. My daughter doesn't have much money, so I always tell her to make sure her mum gets a present first and foremost. 😎 Be all better next year when my missus isn't my missus (couldn't afford the hitman, so am going down the divorce route) 🥂🎉🍺👍
  5. Otis

    Disappointing Xmas presents…. 2021

    My Christmas presents are never disappointing. 😂 My wife has never bought me a present and neither has my daughter. The only other present I ever get is off my dad (my brother doesn't bother) and he just gives me money and always gives it way in advance (End of November) I always spend...
  6. Otis

    I have some good news and some bad news

    I had never heard it. Just have and now wished I hadn't. 👎
  7. Otis

    I have some good news and some bad news

    I used to really like them at the start of their career. Never ever known a band to sell out so much and so fast. Their new(ish?) single, Higher Power, is so shockingly bad it's untrue. Truly dreadful.
  8. Otis

    I have some good news and some bad news

    The good news is that Coldplay are going to stop making music. The bad news is it isn't going to be until 2025
  9. Otis

    Good Dog!

    I think you mean either chest feeder, or individual with cervix don't you?
  10. Otis

    25% of EFL

    "Ask not what I can do for my country, but what the vaccine is going to do to my mind and body. I don't want to be be injected with pork and tracking devices, so no jabs for me.". - John F Scaremonger (Anti Vax Brigade)
  11. Otis

    The official NFL Thread

    Cheers! Nice one. 😎
  12. Otis

    The official NFL Thread

    Anyone know if the Washington game is on anywhere over here? I can't see it listed anywhere.
  13. Otis

    Bin Strikes

    I saw the thread title and just assumed that it was a dyslexic person trying to spell Ben Stokes.
  14. Otis

    Best TV shows or movies you can recommend

    I thought they retired years ago and who really wants to be regaled with stories of Hank Marvin these days anyway?
  15. Otis

    Alec Baldwin

    Maybe. Just a bit weird I find, to be looking to see what messages he has been sending. 🤷
  16. Otis

    Alec Baldwin

    Yup, it doesn't sit right. Not jumping to any conclusions, but he is known for his temper isn't he. Weird that they want his phone. What they looking for, a plot?
  17. Otis

    OK, own up, who's this?

    I was just going to say my money is on me.
  18. Otis

    Alec Baldwin

    Well, this may have taken a bit of a turn. BBC News - Rust: Police obtain search warrant for Alec Baldwin's phone https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-59692846
  19. Otis

    Something for the ladies

    Ali Express always makes me think back to a bloke I worked with many years ago called Alastair Edmunds, who suffered from premature ejaculation. That was HIS nickname too.
  20. Otis

    Martin Tyler

    Hang on, have I got this right, according to what's been said on here, Martin Tyler is a Woking, Leeds, Man City AND Man Utd fan?
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