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Two flukes - Honours even.

There’s another song gone then. We’ll be doing WLADITT on extended remix by the time QPR comes around.

Should deffo be doing a stretchson.

Suffering with mental health issues at the time of making his recorded comment?

Can you imagine the post coital cigarette after putting all that up? I hope they took precaution in the form of some fire retardant substance.

They often do - Through the eye holes of a balaclava and with a hand gun tapping on the window.

Insurance claims from drivers being distracted has skyrocketed.

Is this an attempt at calling Nellist out?

David Lammy wasn’t in possession of a fishing permit when he went casting the other day apparently. Can only be one outcome after this, his latest ‘gaffe’. Resign immediately. AND STOP REELING!

Brummies at work complaining that in the build up the ball hit the ref so therefore play should have been stopped 🤷‍♂️

Not at all. Unwrap Simms and point him in the direction of the pitch. The man devours cup ties.

I dislike both short formats.

Essentially cricket for people who don’t like cricket/have a low attention span.

Whilst I’m no lepidopterist, prof, that moth of yours sounds more like a bloody bat.

Seems to thrive in a cup competition. Keep him wrapped in cotton wool and bring him out for those occasions only.

No one will ever adorn a bandage to the greatest dramatic effect than Terry Butcher. Similarly no one to the greatest comedic effect of Thomas Brolin.

What, mid contract?

They shoot horses don’t they?

Ask what happened to Stuart Giddings?

To be fair, take away two bizarre own goals and we should still have won without Bobby or Tommy.