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I've been out since early this morning. Not going back home for hours. Working the whole bank holiday weekend. My birthday on Monday. A night shift either side of it. So get to go out twice on my birthday. Can't wait.

You seem to do a lot and know a lot about something you say you know nothing about. But there again that was when you were trying to make out you don't do Twatter.

So you have disciples now.

Yeah it just came to me.

You are correct. It was Dongo Italia was the car park overlord.

Had a bet with two or three of us. I'm getting old now. Don't ask such hard questions.

Come on. We wasn't supposed to have noticed. Because what type of twat would quote themself on Twatter saying 'look at what someone has said'

Nah. The nurses are shit as they saved Boris.

Wasn't it Italia who just disappeared from here instead of paying out on a charity bet he had with me?

Drinking much less at the moment. But keep getting tempted by a bottle of Morgan spice that is sitting there. The problem is that when I open it I will drink it all and get smashed.

No. You have been caught out again. So now the bullshit starts.

Not if real men eat real meat.

You hit the nail on the head without meaning to. These days you can tell someone's political persuasion by what outrages them and what they point out to make a point. A point to defend against? Check the person who said it and annihilate that person. A point you want to push forward? Then it...

Been like it since Brexit vote. Say the truth about something political and it is as though you have insulted someone's family very badly. And yes it is the same on both sides.

And it seems to be those wearing some kind of face mask. They think they are invincible. I just get straight to the point. 'Get out of my fucking space'

Don't know what the NHS would need though.

Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman get caught by terrorists. 'You are all going to die. But we will grant you each one final wish' says the terrorist. Scotsman 'I would like a hundred bagpipes playing Scotland the brave' Irishman 'I would like 100 people performing the river dance'...

Depends which type you need. They are rated for their usage. We use them at work all the time. It is strange that we can get a supply but the government has a problem. OK we don't use as many as the NHS needs. But we have a constant supply.

Neither can I. Is supposed to be the pissed driver one. We do have similar colour hair. But I suppose a complement as he is younger than me.

Very easy. Have a go at both sides to a debate and both sides disagree with you. On a lot of subjects you are supposed to be one side or the other. But frequently both sides are shite. Corbyn and Boris for one. But try saying Labour had no chance with Corbyn because of too many skeletons in...