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I'm sure I heard there was a stranded whale somewhere in France, down the river Seine. Might sound mad, but you never see a whale and the PM in the same room together do you.

a) Yes, if you're a performer b) Become a performer

And why Corbyn persisted with anti-Semitism?

Glen could win £999,999.99 on the lottery and complain they didn't round it up.

Yeah, but it's like selling one of your kids. Sometimes you just have to do it.

I actually dusted that book down the other day. Been sitting on my shelf for decades.

Talking of weird things, me and my missus both woke up at the same time, having both had the exact same dream at the same time. That we had a wisdom tooth fall out and that it was huge and jet black. 🤷 No-one else's trolley involved there I don't think.

Don't be ridiculous. £50 million!!!!

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I stopped reading at friend of a friend unfortunately.

Yes. I wonder if next week's will be an extended episode. I think it will have to be won't it? Usually final episodes of shows are longer.

Yes. Based on that, I definitely wouldn't want to meet you down a dark alley. 🤪

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I think quite a few got seeded after that concert to be honest. It was a wild night.

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What time are you running/diving/ping ponging/boxing?

Think about the paraplegic squad, most of which weren't even able to take the knee even if they wanted to.

I went to B&Q and asked for grass that only blew one way in the breeze because I am right handed. I think that I therefore qualify as an expert. What time do you want me round?

Would have been brilliant if the other side of that door was a cliff edge.