Looking at how far back you could go to get a team of ropey old-timers and apart from goalkeepers you don't need to go back more than five years. Not including Joe Cole as he made me feel warm and fuzzy inside and that free-kick he scored was magic.
Yakubu in goal
Lorentzson
Ramage
Webster...
He used to dress up as Santa at the Christmas parties for the Sky Blue Club, I remember going to them and thinking he was the tallest man in the world.
(Greg Downs of course the baldest)
Was in for Seahawks tickets but couldn't justify the £200+ it'd end up costing based on the tickets available. Hopefully next time they don't botch it and plan for a phantom stadium that exists in theory.
I'm glad they skipped the post-match stuff to jump straight to Ukraine playing Slovakia in front of nobody, that's what I pay the big money for each month.
Really happy with that, I almost assumed they'd go on to get a second there. Thought Clarke-Harris was very good in that half, masterclass in killing the opposition's momentum.
The guy suggesting to go to the kids' school was one of two particular low points I remember here, the other being whoever it was deciding John Sillett was a SISU stooge.