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Anyone else literally fucking shudder when they read this

ZOMG HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS FOR MY POST

What’s this about a book

Turned up at the Ricoh you flapped it

Not it’s not okay actually You can stand up, but let the people in the rows in front of you go first. As for the piss, you can’t go right before you get on? Charity fucking boxing match if you carry on

I’m going to start a running list. So far I think I’ve got just in this thread: - what on earth do people actually talk about at airport checkins that require a 10 minute conversation. Genuinely don’t get it - getting off the plane and just forming a massive queue in the aisle, somewhere along...

While we’re on air travel - pricks who stand up as soon as the plane lands and form a queue in the aisle. What happened to letting people out row by row?? Now everyone’s a c**t and just queues up and doesn’t let anyone out of their seat

Fucking carousels at airports baggage claim. I’ll go and find a spot somewhere about half way round deliberately away from the big crowd of people desperate to grab their bag as soon as it’s in sight, and inevitably every single time some prick comes and stands right next to me. Fuck. Off. God...

Fuck sake our fans absolutely love a moan don’t they. Will find literally anything to whinge about

to tune of wake me up before you go go You better wake up, cause Sakamoto, Will have you on toast even going solo, You better wake up, cause Sakamoto, Will keep the city flying highhh

I have a lot to complaint about re melbournes traffic and road system but their cycling infrastructure is fantastic. Also basically every office building has “end of trip” facilities…showers lockers and secure bike storage areas. I cycle 30 minutes to work and never have to go on an actual road...

Yeh I know sorry mate I tried to stay away but she just insisted that we go

I mean what a week for me - got married AND we signed Simms, what a time to be alive. Made the honeymoon even better!

Literally nobody cares

I think they did a pretty good job actually

Fucking embarrassing 😂

If it was a car would the onus be on the car to beep their horn? Or should the dozey prick just not wander out into a road…

And did you learn your lesson about bed wetting and jumping to insane conclusions? I would seem not. Get it together you melt

Me and you in the ring right now for charity

Surely this isn’t serious 😂