What about throwing black miniature R.I.P coffins onto the pitch for the Sheff United TV game?
http://hoarderrehab.blogspot.co.uk/2015/05/mini-rip-black-plastic-coffin-box.html
Yes this could have tragic consequences, if one of those clowns jumps out on an OAP and they have a heart attack and die, the clown would escape punishment
Don't understand why they didn't put him in the squad for the Northampton tin pot cup game, they could have given him 30 mins to see how he coped against opposition in the same league as us.
No, that half an hour speech wasn't too long lol.
Fair play to you for standing up and having your say CJ, if I was there I would have given you a generous round of applause