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I had a boss who had degrees coming out of his ears and who was supposed to be very intelligent. Didn't stop him sawing a plank of wood on the top of his garage, with him on the wrong end of the plank . The plank was overlapping the edge of the garage and he was sitting on the end about to be...

Very quietly at the back.

Did you miss a H there at all by any chance, Tony?

I was thinking about voting for the Monster Raving Looney Party next time out, as sort of a protest vote, but have now come to the conclusion the Tories at the moment are making them seem entirely reasoned and rational.

But it would be lovely to have a perpetual, never-ending group hug. It would be like the Johnsons.

No, still enjoying it. Just slightly predicable though. The turn of the green Queen and the behind the back plotting etc.

Don't you mean Rasputin, the batshit disease and the Trotskyists?

Even if she isn't thick, she is doing some incredibly dumb things and always has.

Through the rectum.

Yup. Sancho and Saka for me.

Easy. One half in each designated area. If you are all things, you obviously wouldn't be let in.

Definitely agree on the fouls and cynical stuff.

I think, to alleviate trouble at football matches, a new rule should be brought in to protect certain groups. It would be much better and safer if we make all women sit together, all gays, all black people and then split them further by Tory/Labour. It would make stadiums much happier...

Yup. I always feel you don't get the best from Foden when he is forced out wide. Very capable there, but he is much better in a freer role.

You see, I don't like Trippier on the left at all. He is constantly having to come back onto his right foot all the time and opposition sides identify that. Shaw is much better I feel and can be just as much of a threat going forwards.

Why would you want to buy Jordan? 🤪

I enjoyed the second episode much more. Will continue with it.

It's mad that Southgate didn't give Tomori an opportunity. Toney too. No more games now until the opening game. It's nuts. The German game was like a friendly. What better time to give players another stab? Southgate has already said he backs Mcgrath, so there was no need at all to play him...

This was the most popular team selection for the World Cup, based on fans' votes. I do quite like that myself too.

Whatever floats your boat.