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I just popped down to my local Tesco. Do you think this is a sign of what's to come?

Super, super, super Doug You'll be first to pull the rug You say you've the money, oh King of Shaves You must think we live in caves Super, super, super Doug We roll our eyes and give a shrug Sounds more like you're a SISU puppet So go jog on, you super f*cking super Muppet. 🤪 Something like...

Continuing the theme of impressive things.

Besides that, I'm fine.

Same here, but with a few additions. Will only be a lot happier once the stadium is secured, Putin is assassinated, the Tories stop f*cking up the country, Trump finally pees off and my divorce comes through. Oh and they stop keep making chocolate bars smaller and smaller, the utter...

I think SISU aren't keeping 15% at all and just said that to wind up the idiotic Sunderland fans who are still banging on about 1977.

Yes, sorry about that. Next time please sellotape up your letterbox

Hopefully they can create a little snug, getaway from it all, bar for all the wearied Sky Blues fans and call it The Shaven Haven.

Hmmm. He's bald, does look a bit like a royal and his name is Will King. Anyone else getting a sense that, that is King William and this is his first step in usurping Charles III?

Doug was the 13th disciple no-one talked about and while Jesus had faith in Matthew, Mark, Luke and John and also Peter and Simon to a degree, he wasn't so keen on everyone knowing Doug was also a hedge fund manager.

Mr Who? 🤷

I don't know why we ever get excited to be honest. 🤷

I say Big Chopper Mike, Doug a grave for Joy so he could be King.

Can we just wait and see? This is going the exact same way as the Wasps admin thread. 😂 It's absolutely awful news/ it's totally fantastic news/not sure what the hell is going on.

It all goes soft on you quite quickly?

On my list.

Yup. Same I am not getting at all excited until Dawn French belts out I Will Survive. Same with the Chopper Ashley news too. Don't believe a word of it (old age makes you cynical)

Players only just back from injury too and probably not fit, i.e. Walker and Phillips.

We all liked Enola Holmes 2 as well. Just light, frothy fun and she is a fantastic actress isn't she. Hoping they make another.