I’ve gone through so many, they keep popping. I know what you’re thinking but you’re wrong - I’m barely into micropenis territory.
I’m obviously doing something wrong.
I was watching the murder mystery episode from S4 when I was on a plane. Almost burst when he said a kid could’ve cycled into that underground support beam. We’d just been given drinks and it was back out my nose
Heard countless players not have much good to say about Benitez. The guy sounds like an absolute prick.
I’m feeling very positive about our new head coach.
“What draws you to football management, because surely you don’t need to, and why Coventry City?”
One question and he wasted it with that. Fucking idiot, whoever it was.
Later on as well, “why bother, why do you need to?”
Fuck me 🤦♂️