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Just thinking...... On a train now from Maidstone to London Victoria. My step daughter has a friend in Cowdenbeath. And I just realised that if she ever goes up to visit this friend on the train, her ticket is going to say Mad Cow. 🤪

I think you'll find it's probably a monkey. Give him time. He'll be fine.

Well, everybody loves a Hollywood ending

I know. It's yay boo, yay boo. People must all be watching at different times.

I think even if Ukraine "win", Russia will still end up with part of the Donbas.

Yeah, another one for Your Honor. Loved it

Ah, fair enough then. 🤷🤪

Our best players? Greggy Downs? 🤔

Yup. I have zero interest in watching Saudi football, no matter how many stars are there on show. I do watch some Premier League football, but that's mainly because I think the City be there again one day ourselves and then also to watch any England international players and young English...

I think Greenwood should be allowed to play football again. But I just don't think he can, or should play in this country and will have to ply his trade abroad.

Yup. Premier League first, then Women's Premier League, then Women's Wheelchair Football League, then The Transgender & Lesbian Conference, then the MLS, then China, then the Saudi Professional League and THEN the Championship.

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Transgender?

Sort of me in reverse. I would give up shagging my missus after a second to go and watch a scene from a show on TV

Save your kisses for me? (That wasn't a request)

Nearly broke in the cab and drove the thing myself, mate

Yep, you're right. We also need to stop singing the Sky Blue song, because we sing "they shan't defeat us" and they regularly do. "While we sing together, we will never lose." How is that unbeaten run going now? Into its 50th season maybe?

Maybe now he's dead, he will come back on it again

Unfortunately he couldn't stay his home, because he's a stubborn bastard, who believes he can walk and he can't. He kept falling over and wouldn't wait for the carers. We had that exact thing in place. Four visits a day, but if he wanted a slice of toast, he would get up to make a slice of...

So this is a tale and a half. My train from St Pancras was supposed to be at 15.50 Train was already in and on platform 13 when I got there. Couldn't get on it though. Doors were closed and it was in darkness. Waited 20 mins on the platform (piles of passengers now queuing up) and they...