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Love this song so much. 😍

The plane is on the runway ready, but they can't take off until they receive the tweet.

Yup, Facey is right up there with The Greggs. 🤬

Doesn't matter how individual you try to be, you can guarantee someone will copy you I found that to my cost myself after I started serial killing.

When I was at school you had to either be Rangers or Celtic and I remember games in the 70's and 80's where the West End would be chanting Rangers/Celtic alternately. You had to be one or the other.

It was, but it was an odd one Israel are actually pretty decent, but they stood off us pretty much the entire game, which was weird . I understood it when it was 0-0, but after we scored, they still continued and the last 5 mins of the first half was a farce. They didn't come out of their...

Do racists ever drink black coffee? Do militant vegans ever watch a film with Kevin Bacon in it?

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Footballers do all look the same though don't they.

BBC News - Leicester City facing £880k fine for fixing replica kit prices https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-66110620

Looking forwards to the semi final tonight. England vs Israel 5pm. https://www.uefa.tv/ 😎

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Same. 😎

And why do we jump in the shower, pop down the shops, grab a taxi, hop on the bus and catch a train? Besides, it all sounds very exhausting anyway. That's quite a day.

I have never understood why saying a girl is a bit of a dog is a very negative thing, but to say to a guy "you absolute dog!!" Is a real compliment.

I have already been wondering how I'm going to feel when my number's up, but this is just going to confuse me more. I don't even know which number.

I'll start, because it's been bugging me all night. What's the larger number out of the two, umpteen or eleventy? 🤷

Sounds like it was an all out orgy at your school to be honest

Maybe he's got a rich uncle. I will check my spam folder

Hope he got a detention for that.