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Good job this isn't real life. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Sorry! Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Gimp is a much-underused term of abuse. Makes a pleasant change from the usual "c**t". I'm hoping my use of quotation marks will sneak it past the asterisk man. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Killer last line. Had me laughing. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

You're missing an apostrophe [emoji16] Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

He'd be on his way. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Tough call. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

You start early on the cherry brandy? Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Not that busy, surely? Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

What do you do with the cube? Put it in the dumpster? Why have you got a fridge full of white eggs? Are they the latest superfood? Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Behave. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Humour, please. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

We don't call them dumpsters over here. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

I don't know to be honest; I made that up. On an unrelated subject, do you hire out your owl? Got a brood of rats in the garden that I'm sure he'd mop up in short order. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Classy player. Whatever happened to him? Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

In common with many creatures, apparently they were much bigger back then; certainly not the cute little fellas you see hopping around the garden. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Once? What happened? Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Thanks. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Spend the night together? Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk

Good article, though the dame holding up the banner needs to work on her apostrophes. Sent from my LG-H850 using Tapatalk