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The old joke. She’s a Kronennburg! 16 from the back and 64 from the front.

Wasps average attendance might be higher, but they play significantly less games than us. Overall our total attendances will be much higher with shandy and processed sausage money going into their bank account. They need us!

Lee or Billy? (Other Sharps are available).

What have you got against Take That?

Just keep him away from Croydon.

Well that's a Whoppa of a statement!

Well Macdonald will sweep up afterwards.

OK the case is about the valuation at the time of the deal. But, as the Ricoh was a 50% council owned asset, surely any potential sale should have gone out to tender and not sold in secret without getting the best deal for the public purse. I'd have thought this would have been a better case to...

I've heard that now Compass are pulling out, SISU have filed a claim against them for underfilling the Balti pies. Nothing like trying to curry favour with the judiciary.

Will they both be ready for the season kick-off?

We've got Michael Doyle Doyle in the middle Doesn't work for me (not sure where he plays!)

Thin up front? Have we signed a Brazilian?

Well we'll all know when 9am tomorrow.

I think Joy was doing a reccy job down at Wembley. Buy it for our new stadium and move Covbley down there. Might as well have 10k rattling around in a 90k stadium as a 32k one.

And we nicked LAST from those poncey boaters!

We know he's end up in a pickle......

Where's your sauce?

You are right Otis. Go for a ballistic missile.

And a cross with see me written in red.

Think he is there for 55 days.