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  1. Diogenes

    Transfer Rumour Marko Stamenic

    There's been many a game You've been reading my play haven't you?
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    Transfer Rumour Juninho Bacuna

    The general erection
  3. Diogenes

    New kit thread

    If that is the template for our kit I will fly a mitsubishi zero into Hummel HQ
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    New kit thread

    The more I look at it the more that collar looks like someone has stuck a sanitary towel on it
  5. Diogenes

    Transfer Rumour Josh Windass

    Hopefully we can swerve this and we will.only be seeing him in the rear view mirror
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    Summer transfer window 2024

    Probably best to steer clear of these
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    Summer transfer window 2024

    Treat him well boys
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    Championship thread 24/25!

    Must admit I got a bit excited at the prospect of Leeds repeating their financial implosion of the early 2000s too. These clubs just seem to get everything handed on a platter.
  9. Diogenes

    Kompany doesn’t take Bellend

    We need to smash these cunts I fucking hate them and now have an even bigger reason to.
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    Championship thread 24/25!

    King Out
  11. Diogenes

    Summer transfer window 2024

    I'm hearing the German pre season theme is set to continue as we are close to signing Wily Schwanztickler from Dusseldorf. He's a like for like O Hare replacement.
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    Home pre-season friendly against SV Werder Bremen

    Pressure on if Robins doesn't get a result here
  13. Diogenes

    Transfer Rumour Raphael Borges Rodriguez signs for Coventry

    If we don't move Godden on then King is clearly aspiring for 3 mid table finishes in 5 years, not top 6!
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    Transfer Rumour Raphael Borges Rodriguez signs for Coventry

    No he's shit the experts have spoken
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    Transfer Rumour Raphael Borges Rodriguez signs for Coventry

    Ahem I am re-releasing my recent hit to celebrate this occasion. Doug the Jolly Swagman Doug the jolly swagman was camping by the CBS Under the shade of Coventry Cidee And he sang the sky blue song as he dreamed of New signings "You can't go a Waltzing with just EMC" Down came a young Rapha...
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    Transfer Rumour Raphael Borges Rodriguez signs for Coventry

    He's from Maastricht, Plays in a league that's shit But we think he's just swell Raphaeeel
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    Transfer Rumour Raphael Borges Rodriguez signs for Coventry

    As long as it's consensual and they are 18+.
  18. Diogenes

    Where were you...

    Rolling around soiling my nappy and eating mud probably
  19. Diogenes

    New Shirt Song

    Lots of chants and chatter about next seasons shirt so might as well combine the two and piss a few off. To the tune of sharp dressed man by zz top New shirt, all sky blue And i know where I am goin' to Family Zone, with no child I don't need a reason why Theyll steal your seat as fast as...
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    New chant

    Thank you for capitalising the G.
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