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Nice one. One in the eye for Mr Potato Head.

That's OK honey.

Given your "handle", I'd be very disappointed if you didn't have questions.

What position were you playing?

Do you think that Real Ale Twats and Sky-Blue trainer wearing paedophiles are two completely separate sub-sets?

No oil painting, but a good footballer.

Cue Boosh...

It's two weeks till the Sunderland game "are you going to keep it warm somewhere until then?

I get that it was a huge "so near yet so far" moment, but after getting over the crushing disappointment, I was left with nothing but admiration for MR and all of the players for one of the best seasons I've had the pleasure of following in my 60-odd years. I'd rather look ahead to the prospect...

Hasn't this been done to death? How much longer do you want to keep discussing it? Let's move on.

Snazzy shoes! Have you got a gravel garden? They're remarkably clean.

Unfathomable.

Flitzaniphobia.

I found your original comment funny. Not sure why people have to take things so seriously or personally.

It's not fat, it's "people of weight".

Also a tremendous Ali documentary of the same title.

Newsround, even.

Neswround?

It's inconceivable that he''ll return.

Mankind may well destroy itself, but it certainly won't destroy Earth.