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Gyokeres was getting bizarrely criticised for wanting a move away, but I'd take someone openly planning to leave in plenty of time for a new season over this way any day of the week.

Unless they've accidentally flushed their phone down the toilet nobody's bringing a tablet in to sneakily record footage. This just hits parents for no valid reason

The club have said beforehand and in an update today that you can scan the code from a phone, but when the email containing the tickets specifically says you HAVE to print them it's only going to confuse people who aren't overly savvy with this kind of thing and aren't wont to check all channels...

It's too soon to make jokes about this death so please, take it back now y'all

In Italy at the moment and while I'm not one to stereotype, German tourists have to be the dippiest fuckers walking the planet.

Best keeper I've seen by some way

Of course. Once you're outside 1-11, everything bar 13 is a lawless wasteland

Joshua Erowoli Orisunmibare Oluwaseun Maja Now there's a big name signing

Matt Godden popping the hydraulics on his low rider lawnmower, here we go

I thought this was originally some flighty nonsense rumour but it's reported enough by seemingly legit Turkish outlets that it appears to be actually happening. Now the big question is what the teaser tweet would be. I'm hoping cowboy hat and fireworks

Latibeaudiere would get you some big points in Scrabble

I have trouble putting too much stock in the view of opposition fans considering we had similar when taking McGoldrick and Gyokeres. This guy's a full international with a World Cup and top flight experience under his belt which will inflate the price but then we're surely not making such a big...

How familiar were you with the signings we've made so far? Not meant as a jab as I'd not heard of Van Ewijk and Sakamoto before we were linked with them and they both come highly rated, if we're bidding a decent amount for this player I'd assume the scouts have had a proper look at him and he's...

Is that really better than this complete unknown who's got a good scoring record in a top flight as well as World Cup experience?

Any players in mind?

Joint sixth, good record all the same https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022%E2%80%9323_S%C3%BCper_Lig#Top_scorers

Disappointed in Cian Tyler no longer looking like he'll tie a maiden to the railroad tracks

I know, it's all meaningless but still just looks off. Million miles away from Nathan Clarke wearing 7 though at least

Ooh new fancy squad photos as well. Binks wearing 2 while being a left-sided player bugs me more than it should, same with Panzo last year

While we're selling record numbers of everything it is also pretty rubbish that there's no solid info on match tickets and nobody will have a 23/24 kit until a few weeks into the season. It's all a bit familiar after years of minimal effort from the top, but hopefully with all the improvements...