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Obviously didn't work hard enough on contrary barstardness. 😂

Ain't no point on putting this in the football forum.

Okay, so just while everyone is waiting.. Your top two Oasis tracks and your least favourite For me.... Best.... Colombia The Importance Of Being Idle Least... Don't Look Back In Anger.

I can stand outside, with my window open, listening to Masterplan for nothing. Could stare down a few passers by while I'm at it too. All I then need to do is to storm off into the house for the occasional custard cream and a cup of tea and I have the full package.

I'm pretty sure many of the players are already on substances

I heard eleventy gazillion.

I glad you understand it, but does your mother know?

I've heard that human waste is shit.

Gary Mabbutt is 63. I bet he won't even be able to get his boots on for this, let alone slice one into his own net

Was that Einstein Ogogo?

I'm more interested in who's going to be the 1,079th

Isn't that George Smith?

I think you are just looking for an escape goat for your anger.

Yes, but she says "on a meeting." Not "on a call in a meeting." Just seems wrong to me

That's a pretty dickless thing to do .

That just means we are signing someone called Six Eyes McLure

If he'll allow that of course

Don't you mean "Can we have any signings coming on in deadline day?"

I must have Silence of the Lambs on my brain, because I have just walked up to meet my aunt, as she has been house-sitting for us and I just said to her "Have you got the key, aunty?"

No need to Lecter us on it, mate.