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From all four corners?

Don't be fucking ridiculous. Everyone knows the earth is flat.

It's a shade of Burnt Sienna, in Farrow & Ball's latest, offensively-priced range.

Probably only being paid chicken feed anyway.

Not an unreasonable conclusion to come to.

Careful, you might spark a reaction similar to the percentages carry-on.

I took it as a tongue in cheek remark.

You iron your shirts?!?

110%

Exactly.

"15% reduced by 10%" is unambiguous, and there's only one answer. I'm not sure what's so odd about reducing a percentage by another percentage.

Bawbags

Might as well have been Mick McManus. That's one for those who remember the wrestling on a Saturday afternoon on ITV.

A twelve-pack of Stella.

Does it also make you angry that many parts of the North and Midlands of England import water from Wales? On a related issue, why on earth aren't the authorities building new reservoirs? It's ridiculous to bleat about water shortages if fuck all's done about it.

I assumed that was a prototype flying car until I googled it. Every day's a school day.

So you want paying for casting your pearls before the swine? 😮

What would you do to sort out the handball rule?

Superb.

And the extended family a bunch of Kuntz.