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It's all very well for a bronze Adonis (h/t John Cooper Clarke) such as yourself, but what chance have the rest of us got?

Presuming it's a typo - 20/21 in third, not 21/22?

I'm not saying that the 23/24 shirt is any great shakes (it didn't get either of my votes) but that King of Shaves logo must be the one of the worst designs ever.

Shades of The Two Ronnies "Fork handles" sketch.

You're right, though you've probably given it more thought than it deserves.

You were always in my team; you just didn't know it.

Long way to go yet. Plenty time to get that bone-crunching tackle in! 😃

Talking to yourself?

If you're male, then you're never fully grown. I speak as one.

Fearsome line up for this group! Could you not have spread them out in amongst the dross we've had so far? 😃 The green and black's a shoo-in. Same with the yellow 93/94 - that and the WC winner tramline are my fives go-to shirts.

And only two votes! Decisions, decisions.

I can send you my bank details?

Gull wing?

Isn't that what substitutes are for?

I see you've covered all bases with your "fingers crossed" emoji. 😃

Pissing in the wind 😃

Come on! There's got to be one more old fart out there!

Heading for the ton! 👍

Smart stuff. Won't it get stained in bed though?

I hope you don't have to wait as long as he has! 😃