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Best of luck in your new job at Tottenham.

Well that shatters Sol Campell's theory!

Very true - all fart no shit

Bet you needed a crib sheet for those two foreign players! Well done though - enjoyed it.

Surely unless the middle stump is flattened, it's just a long stare.........

Never did the food bis, it's sitting there new and unused in our shed. There's no way I'm leaving cooked food in a box for a fortnight just so it can be tipped into an anaerobic digester. Dirty shites for expecting me to encourage vermin and maggots to rotting food!

I agree. Next day "free" delivery when you subscribe and don't forget they now have football matches live too. Puts Netflix into 2nd place.

My wife had loads of problems when she divorced her ex. All accounts were in his name and they had a really bad split.None of the customer service people would talk to her as all were in her ex's name, even though she was now the bill payer! In the end she told some of them she was going to stop...

One of my favourite bands, fell out with them a bit when they did Part of the Union.

Those cookie and privacy pop-ups that always appear when you open a web page. I look to reject all and then you open the "partners" section and there's 100's there to reject individually. Even when you can eventually reject all, next time you open the page they have the same pop up to either...

When I lived in Leamingto I used to be a member of the Leamington Sea Vikings club. Once a month a coach would leave Ford Foundry car parl at 4am to head to the coast for sea fishing. A full day out on a boat then back home after midnight to clean and gut the catch. Much prefer sea fishing but...

Always tickles me when I think back to a newspaper headline when Everton played in Europe. “Everton master Bate” think it whooshed over most people.

Got back into fishing a couple of years ago when I semi-retired after about 50 years. Fished some lakes but far too easy. Now just pop to the Oxford canal at Thrupp once or twice a week. Love the peace and tranquillity. Wife loves it too as she gets the house to herself!

Take her out for a meal - burger and a pint of Purity should do the trick at half time.

Worked for 10 years for a company based in Padua. Used to spend a lot of time over there. Loved it and just a 5€ train ride into Venice.

Can’t you just divert down the Trent and Mersey then join up with the Grand Union? Might struggle through Hatton Locks though.

Lovely week last week on the Isle of Wight. Love it there, loads to do and see. Week in the New Forest in a lovely hotel in August to cycle and walk. Did this last year and really enjoyed pushing myself( and the bike).

Better without a stitch on.

She can knock on my door any time!