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  1. Otis

    Tipping

    I always tip, unless it's bad service, but you're right, of course.
  2. Otis

    GMK

    Was he the one who kept going on about the tiny away following we took up there one time?
  3. Otis

    From the Barbers to the Forum

    Number 3 is easy. Just get Thomas to stop training people.
  4. Otis

    Josh eccles

    He's a fine player at this level for sure. Unfortunately, as soon as he next has a single bad game, all the criticism of him will sprout up again on here, to say he's not good enough.
  5. Otis

    The height of hypocrisy confessions

    I remember mate of mine flying to New York, just to go and watch Devo in concert. Fly over, saw the gig, flew straight back again.
  6. Otis

    GMK

    Yeah, I was entrenched there for years. Under Neville's stewardship, then Smiles, then Knowl.
  7. Otis

    Things that annoy you

    Luckily, here we have the best chippie in Kent. Always winning awards and always big queues outside.
  8. Otis

    Things that annoy you

    Balaclava Barry.
  9. Otis

    GMK Role Check

    Well, hope he's still out washing somewhere. Could be chief pot washer by now.
  10. Otis

    Best TV shows or movies you can recommend

    Yeah....well, same, but I am now up to season 4 and just watched a most ridiculous episode. Shame, it's been great up to now. Won't say which episode, as don't want to give anything away or spoil it I understand artistsic license and creating thrills and tension, but honestly, it was like...
  11. Otis

    Things that make you happy

    Yeah, I need to go over to that and stick Balaclava Barry in there.
  12. Otis

    Things that make you happy

    Yup. He has a dog and only talks to it using just one word every time. Never talks to it in short sentences. Always just one word. "No, here, in, down, yes". No "good boy" or "wanna go for a walk" etc. We have been here a year now and never spoken to the bloke. If he sees us, he goes back...
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    Things that make you happy

    We do something similar. We have a macerator toilet in the utility room downstairs and we call it the TARDIS, because it sounds like something taking off when you flush (really DOES sound a bit like the TARDIS) Call the washing machine Geraldine, because when it goes on spin, it sounds like it...
  14. Otis

    The height of hypocrisy confessions

    Wouldn't touch one with a barge pole.
  15. Otis

    For those who were there at the start of it all

    Very true. My brother died 13 years ago now, so there's only me left, unfortunately.
  16. Otis

    Sakamoto Injury

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    Sakamoto Injury

    Looking at that, I have come to the conclusion that Sakamoto is an android. Bloody good at that sort thing, are the Japanese, though this is definitely a step up from a robot vacuum cleaner.
  18. Otis

    Trump is my favourite comedian of the year already

    BBC News - Vance and Walz stick to policy in polite VP debate - but who won? https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y0863ry88o Pretty fair and balanced from the BBC there isn't it?
  19. Otis

    Josh eccles

    He's a very good player. I don't understand why some don't rate him.
  20. Otis

    Josh eccles

    Change the barm for biscuit, and you are on to a winner. We love Joshua Eccles We know he's one of our own He's a cake, is Joshua Eccles He's not a biscuit or even a scone. 🤪
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