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  1. Diogenes

    Should......

    They gave me the file on a Wednesday. The paper smelled of stale lager and regret — standard issue in Coventry these days. Name on the front? Just one word, scrawled in shaky biro: Saddlebrains. I lit a cigarette I didn’t want and poured a whisky I couldn’t afford. I knew this gig would be...
  2. Diogenes

    Match Thread Hull City - Coventry City Match Thread - Monday 14th Apr

    Frustrating to drop two points but we'd have taken a point beforehand. On another day we score 3 against these.
  3. Diogenes

    Match Thread Hull City - Coventry City Match Thread - Monday 14th Apr

    "My name is Saddlebrains. Superfan of Coventry City. Deep throat handler. Servant to the truth, loyal to the whispers of the ITK legions of the North. Father to leaked lineups. Husband to transfer rumours long dismissed. And I will have my vindication… in this transfer window or the next."
  4. Diogenes

    Match Thread Hull City - Coventry City Match Thread - Monday 14th Apr

    I for one am enjoying this round of ITKCELS vs SADDLESIMPS. We will soon know if this was a COINTEL OP by Doug "Smersh" King or if Saddles source has survived the Gulag.
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    Match Thread Hull City - Coventry City Match Thread - Monday 14th Apr

    If we want 3 points then it's a must win game.
  6. Diogenes

    Premier League thread

    THE GALLOWGATE IS GROWLING!
  7. Diogenes

    Peterborough Left Back

    Little scrotes
  8. Diogenes

    Clive Eakin

    Anyone have that clip of the Luton goal? All I can find is the sky(?) commentator. My favourite one is this: None of the clowns like Peter Drury or the plethora of human sleeping pills they have on most channels can hold a candle to Clive.
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    Parachute Clubs

    Doesn't help that this "league within a league" are made up with absolute shithole clubs
  10. Diogenes

    Keepers

    Worryingly Joe Edwards seemed to brush off the error as not a big issue. Get backing your players publicly but I really hope this isn't a sign that he will be playing wed.
  11. Diogenes

    Match Thread Coventry City - Burnley FC Match Thread - Saturday 5th Apr

    Horrible shitty little team represents perfectly the horrible shitty little town where they come from. Immensely frustrating game that we deserved something out of. We didn't expect much out of the last three games and here we are. I'd have taken three points, chance to reset and go again...
  12. Diogenes

    Match Thread Coventry City - Burnley FC Match Thread - Saturday 5th Apr

    It's not Collins fault. You pick a clown you get the circus.
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    Match Thread Coventry City - Burnley FC Match Thread - Saturday 5th Apr

    If lampard doesn't learn his Collins lesson after today he never will
  14. Diogenes

    Match Thread Coventry City - Burnley FC Match Thread - Saturday 5th Apr

    Fucking fucking idiots Picking him was always going to go to shit
  15. Diogenes

    Horrible Feeling...

    Too many people overthinking it and dooming for no reason. There will be a point in a few years where we look back in fondness at this period of "failing to get promoted" and will be ready to give an arm or a leg to be competitive like we are now. Enjoy being in the race, what will be, will be.
  16. Diogenes

    Fuck off Neville

    (KITCHING SCORES A LAST MINUTE HEADER AGAINST WREXHAM ON A MIDWEEK NOVEMBER EVENING TO TIE THE GAME 1-1) DRURY: COVENTRY CITY HAVE BEEN COOKING, AND KITCHING IS ON FIRE! THE BOY FROM BARNSLEY HAS BECOME A MAN IN CV6, HE HAS WRITTEN HIS NAME INTO THE SKY BLUE TOMES OF HISTORY FOR ALL ETERNITY...
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