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I’d have an 8 year old Bettinelli in goal over Collins any day of the week

Hopefully he can do both jobs like on football manager. Sell Allen for nothing but insert a £400 million add on if he makes an international appearance. First Squad. Pick Allen.

One lump sum as long as United make another 200 people redundant and start making players buy their own kit.

He isn’t but he’s still a good player IMO. Not sure why people keep saying he’s shite. I think he’ll really kick on at Dortmund.

I really want Vik to do well at his next club. Will make it extremely difficult for me if he joins Man U as I am desperate for them to continue being shit.

Scored at least 3. Twice in a cup game.

Onandi Lowe next please

Fucking hell this is slow. Haven’t got any names for this years ‘shown round Ryton 11’ yet.

Some fucking boring stats on here. We are dangerously close to someone comparing xG next.

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I’m sure he’d jump at the chance of that. Hi Emil, we would like you to replace Bassette. The lad that didn’t make the match day squad in some weeks and who was an unused sub in most. Sound good? This guy will be joining a team who want him as their star striker. Not to replace our 4th choice...

Possibly a cheaper option…get a striker coach in to work with the likes of Simms, Wright and BTA, Norm as well. In their own weird ways, they’ve all got potential and are all so different to each other. Is it normal for a championship club to have a striker coach? Haven’t a clue to be honest...

Thou shalt not kneeslide

If Charlton lose Jones they are bang in trouble. I also think, pray, Birmingham absolutely bottle it this year. Bottom half finish. Might be wishful thinking but don’t think they are the force they think they are.

Well they’re gonna have to get rid of the leopard print training tops somehow.

Rudoni the attacking midfielder? Not a striker? It was as clear as day that Rudoni was a talent when playing for Huddersfield. Cannot say the same about Riis, especially after ACL.

Yep. I guess his ‘quality on the ball’ is what helped Preston to a 20th place finish. It’s goals we need ffs.

Doug’s Angels

Like Robins, he will have the final say. So far on here, we’ve got half of Peterborough’s bottom half League one team and Preston’s goalkeeper and striker. I’m hoping our recruitment team cast a wider net.