http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/22/angry-seagulls-hold-woman-hostage-for-three-days-6144178/
And the people mocked me, even my own son and bird the bastards who's laughing now
There coming and there ain't no room in my shelter
Mwahahahahahahahahaha
There is a yacht arrived today worth 250 mil. Thing looks like a submarine it's called super yacht A
And is apparently owned by a Russian billionaire , Surely it's got to be worth a swim out to ask? It don't look that far out ,
We just need people in power to jump on it, I mean just imagine sir Alex doing an interview and bringing us up all of a sudden (just an example) btw but you get my drift