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  1. skybluedan

    One thing I've learned today

    Or a mouse could of shagged something which was not a mouse
  2. skybluedan

    One thing I've learned today

    Nah but the boy has just got a hamster and I didn't know where they come from, so I googled it and the first place was a surprise Syria
  3. skybluedan

    Why do you hate the Villa?

    Think I used to hate the villa because my older brother used to tell me that they shag there mums there and they were scum
  4. skybluedan

    Callum Ball

    He still looks overweight
  5. skybluedan

    One thing I've learned today

    Another thing I'm hoping to learn is where have all my Russian brides and South American birds gone from my pages ?
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    One thing I've learned today

    I've learned today that you get hamsters in the wild
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    One thing I've learned today

    I learnt today not to poke a crap pen down my ear , and I can make a burger and bun shape with me dick and balls
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    stretching your penis

    I've got a special card for my fellow sbt bredren this year I mean is it too early now? As its already ready like
  9. skybluedan

    FA Cup draw

    Amazing I was right behind at the front about centre, teenager thinking I was hard , with school mates
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    Samuel Ricketts

    Could be worse tudgay is a waste of a celery
  11. skybluedan

    FA Cup draw

    I'm sure peter billing played in the fa cup game and was losing his rag at the end
  12. skybluedan

    FA Cup draw

    I was there it was a shit hole then right behind the goal If I remember correct and it might not be didn't oggy save it last minute and it came out and lee hurst scored an og
  13. skybluedan

    Fa cup on tv?

    Yeah you cant
  14. skybluedan

    Match Thread Morecambe v Coventry Match Thread - Sunday 6th Nov

    Was that sterry losing that? That's what you get shouted at for doing when your a kid
  15. skybluedan

    Fa cup on tv?

    Got it on me phone mate, just tried and no. I'm gonna go try on the ipad
  16. skybluedan

    Fa cup on tv?

    It's live on bet365 as well for some reason. Picture is perfect. Didn't know clicked on me bets. Then the cov game and just says watch now
  17. skybluedan

    Put BBC1 on straight away!

    Ghoul
  18. skybluedan

    Put BBC1 on straight away!

    Saggy tits then
  19. skybluedan

    Fan fail comment?

    You know what I know she's the devil in disguise but I would probably tap joy and at the least slip her a digit
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