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Quotes are definitely awry. Look:

I like how you called him Tim.

We don't win when I bet generally. Fiver on MK Dons it is.

I hide my 1D annual inside the jazzmags when on the train, it's the perfect ruse. Did you know Harry's favourite colour is green? He's so dreamy! (even though he looks mildly homeless)

I still put Warwickshire on the delivery address when I order stuff. Sounds classier than West Midlands, an effect admittedly ruined when I'm ordering animal porn and One Direction CDs.

Prepare to be mildly disturbed - http://www.topdrawersoccer.com/the91stminute/2013/02/this-2002-us-world-cup-photo-shoot-is-the-least-sexy-sexy-photo-shoot-of-all-time/

If someone shouts that at me one more time today...

If it wasn't for reserve games, I'm not sure I'd believe Willie Boland ever existed.

If all confessions were this tame, it'd make fewer priests horny and protect more kids.

Was Daniels playing that kind of role in that game when he scored the brace? Hopefully more of that kind of player tonight.

Daniels has a real chance to stake a claim to a more regular spot tonight, hopefully that's enough motivation to drag us along to a relieved win.

You could have told me before I wasted that hour at the vending machine you know.

I really need to stop turning the radio on while they're airing old commentary, hearing Stern John had just scored raised a few questions.

That's devilishly subtle, you wordsmith.

I'd take a name change over a permanent relocation if it came to it. I'd go to the Ricoh to watch the Spungos play, although these tickets have no hologram and appear to be printed on some kind of cracker.

It'd be main routes and busier roads I'd imagine, I certainly don't want my tax dollars being spent on police checking empty roads on matchdays when there's bandits to be caught. The BBC are already spending my licence fee on hiring Danny Dyer for Eastenders, where does it end?

The restriction zone always seemed a bit of a scare tactic, I'd imagine they didn't give a shit most the time and just did a token patrol every few games to keep up appearances.

It clearly put enough people off to make a bit of a difference though, how many times did we hear how awkward the Ricoh was to get to in comparison to HR? Even if it's actually pretty easy.

I'll be taking the private jet to all games, so if you've got a nicely kept landing strip?