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Clive James going on 10 years after he was expecting to die just so he could wryly taunt death itself is perfect. A great loss

I assume it'll be independent and you'll inevitably get some kind of furore when a manager rages that a star player is being withdrawn against their wishes rather than being allowed to get on with it, but anything that takes concussions seriously is a good move as far as I'm concerned.

Every time he'd do one too you'd see him walk off slowly as if soaking up applause for the best joke ever made.

I have to admire him a little though. It takes a real determination to consistently have been the worst thing on Mock the Week, a show that somehow still gets made today despite commissioners having surely watched it.

It's so much easier to blame PC culture and snowflakes than wonder why you can't get bookings while Andy Parsons gets work

Speed is always welcome but I hope they're generous with storage this time. With the PS4 I quickly filled the stock 500gb drive and couldn't use my external 2Tb drive so had to buy a new internal drive to upgrade it, then literally the next day they announced they were adding support for...

PC Rules (evening officer) don't stop comedians being successful, being shit does.

Anyone genuinely wondering this should have a word with themselves

He would have been but for scheduling conflicts, so I think he's a guarantee. Happy with that

Bad news is that the next series will be late 2020, which is absolutely ages for a show that's usually a few months between them at most

I boycott Bensons for Beds because we had one ordered to be delivered when we moved into our house, they turned up without the mattress and said 'ah right, do you need that today?' so we cancelled and went with Dreams who seemed to be staffed by competent people who don't dribble when talking...

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If Tim Vine isn't the guest I'm turning over tables in rage.

No, never edit a game. I will happily download a plug 'n' play tactic as a base and mess around to fit my setup though so it's definitely a case where someone else gets a big assist

Very true. I don't know how the average Chelsea fan feels as they may be expectant of spending big on superstars, but if my club had such a productive academy and were in a position to not have to sell those players on I'd want a team full of them. Probably a bit of an old-fashioned concept...

It was an absolute godsend! Having to traipse right across the map each time would have been a step too far, especially after eventually clearing those horrible Zero missions with the RC plane and then finding out you didn't even need to bother to continue the story. Never had rage at a game...

They are, but I don't think that would have been realised if Chelsea were free to buy in replacements for those players instead.

I remember in San Andreas you'd be one side of the state and get that message 'your turf is under attack', and instead of racing back for a fight you could just get in a taxi and kick off the taxi driver mission which would stop it completely. What a timesaver that trick was