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I'd get right on the Twitter telling people that actually, asterix is a fictional character

Oh for sure, there are plenty of times where he gets to watch someone's version of events on the iPad and call it bollocks with little rebuttal so there's more than a touch of Alan Partridge having the last laugh. I don't think I've seen him willingly contribute to something that acknowledges...

My wife's a teacher, they're all worried about going back to an environment where nobody can tell them it's safe and it's hard to guarantee distancing or protection. Given the choice they'd much rather be in safe classrooms doing a job that's primarily face to face and easier than struggling to...

Imagine when he comes back to reveal he's fine and just spent a few weeks posting as Sky Blue Snowflake for a laugh

I remember flying Air France and getting a complimentary pastry. Thug life

The Sun today are calling teachers militant cowards. Clap for people saving lives but declare war on people trying to avoid spreading a virus yeah

Loved the bit after that when the President claimed bone spurs and sent everyone off to fight the aliens and then spent the speech at the end slagging off his predecessor

The part where she sniffs the marker got me

I don't think it's suppressing freedom of speech to get rid of someone wading around shouting 'lol lol yous are pedo cunts lol lol' hoping for replies, it's giving everyone else freedom from a twat.

Signing up to a forum just to insult people reminds me of the early days of the internet.

I read an article that derides it as a fluff piece in order to get Jordan's involvement to the level it is but it doesn't come across that way to me, for a start while people praise him it doesn't make him seem like everybody's best pal or the best guy they know

I've absolutely loved it. You're right that you don't need to be into basketball to get a lot out of this, there's so much psychology involved between Jordan's drive, Pippen almost having to be dragged along to be as good as he should and Rodman going off the rails as soon as he felt like a...

I saw somewhere that a compromise could be top 2 up then 3-10 have an extended 8-team playoffs to determine the third team up, that would include all 6 teams in the Peterborough statement

Voted 1989. Ours was on ITV the other week and it's in full on the Cov Youtube page tomorrow, it's as if both channels are determined to show the same games

It's great that any fucking hatstand can just call themselves a supporters group, as I was saying to the empty chairs at the inaugural meeting of SBP - SKY BLUES PRESERVATION GROUP. We also came up with an absolutely cracking salute

This is a lovely series of tweets

We should just buy the powerful torches to shine in people's mouths and kill the virus. Really bright lights. The brightest. If course you'll report that our lights are dim and that's why nobody's reading your paper.

Someone in my street played a trombone tonight. Let's end this fucking thing now please.