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Whenever we plan a holiday I always look for somewhere hot and then once there suddenly remember that I just like the idea of heat rather than the sweaty bollockness of it all. Having to work from home in it and then having a garden facing south with zero shade, fuck this. I want winter

You either centre both logos or neither, that's throwing me right off kilter.

From what I've seen of Allison Pearson she's another of those empty vessels who have smartly seen being a shithead as a lucrative pursuit.

The problem with people asking why are there no WLM protests about what happened in Reading is because BLM isn't purely about the murder of a black man or that black people are killed, it's who did it and the long history of what it's representative of. Fuckwits like Gazolba will routinely bring...

I'd go with the popular vote here too, get in for the op. Coronavirus isn't going away any time soon but we've got a better grasp on it now than we did.

While Twitter has so many awful sides to it, one good thing is that it reminds us that it's not just angry shut-ins but people in public and power can also be absolute fucking lunatics.

Blimey, Coventrian really has been making use of the spare time he now has.

“But I call my wife and I said, ‘How good was it darling?’ She said, ‘You’re trending number one.’ I said, to our great First Lady I said, ‘Let me ask you a question. Was it that good, the speech, that I’m trending number one? Because I felt it was really good.’ ‘No no, they don’t even mention...

At his rally during a time of a global pandemic, demonstrations against police brutality and racial tensions, he spent quarter of an hour rambling about the media and how good he is at walking down ramps and drinking water: “You know, it was interesting. To show you how fake they are. You...

My one-year old daughter's just learned to hold her cup with one hand, we were less impressed than MAGA fuckwits watching the apparent leader of the free world do it in his 70s.

Great, the fireworks have caused the neighbours' dogs to bark. #SISUOUT

Looks like JD is trying to tell him to wrap it up as he's almost gone longer than Joy Sepalla's set

JD was a bit close to him then, if the Ramada is ground zero of the second wave I know who I'm blaming.

I'm still watching because I reckon the fireworks thing was a ruse and they're going to release the new kit at a special price for the hardcore who bloody love both Cov AND sparklers.

When the fireworks spell out 'Rioch' someone's getting fired.

I did see a #whitelivesmatter from Travis Johnson on there before that, guessing nobody gave a fuck so he's trying to be super edgy.

JD's turned his hat round. Was that the surprise?

On the 10th stroke, it cuts to Zain Westbrooke hanging brain off the side of the Ramada to the sound of La Cucaracha

SURPRISE CONFIRMED

This is good now, showing all the tweets over the top of it.