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Fucking hell, will you two just a get a room? And then slowly deprive it of oxygen.

Winning at Old Trafford should really do us for a decade or so, particularly as we did it when it meant something.

I'm not sure they could really get away with shifting season ticket holders twice to be honest, they must have considered all that before making the announcements.

Book of tickets? We're going to need flat caps and rattles stat, repeat flat caps and rattles.

It'll be Chelsea 2.0!

If you really want to get them hooked, just pop the cup final DVD on and this little contraption:

An uprising can only form in close proximity to netting. FACT

Get him! I've got sticks to pass around!

Wants an entire family out of the house does he? I've seen horror films.

Around 20 of those games were with practically a different team.

Hey now, I like my boys to float free.

Megadeth I think?

I got it in L on Saturday as the one two seasons ago was undersized. Swimming in it this time.

Not everything has to be a pedant-off, gang.

Despite having a ST in the Telegraph stand, I didn't get anything. Not receiving emails from the club really feels like we're back home now.

Mr Blue Sky's all bouncy and cheery. It may have a hint of cheese but I'd take it over a lot of the dramatic and bombastic nonsense football seems to attract to come across as super serious (related, look how many kit launch pictures have players trying to look intimidating with the apocalypse...

Large quantities is correct, it's just that the thieves will currently have a lot of shirts in childrens sizes and XL up.

Shop closed today due to 'unforeseen circumstances' so nothing on sale yet. Don't brave the weather folks.

If a video is publicly viewable on Youtube, the chances of you getting sued for posting it are slim.

http://youtu.be/9lDCYjb8RHk Full 7 minute version, nobody's allowed to kick off until it finishes.