I went on a site to look at the odds and found that I hadn't realised Van Persie coming joint third as World Cup golden boot won me some cash, so I've put it on some silly scorelines I won't jinx by posting.
I think someone put a load up again on Sky Blue Way when the return was announced too. (It's also possible they were there anyway and I just didn't notice, but these seemed too colourful and clean to be old)
Screengrab the confirmation and check they're in your purchase history and you're golden. The confirmation email seems to have the successful hit rate of a drunk Freddie Eastwood.
They really had to make today the first game back, if we were officially 'back' but then still playing at Sixfields tonight because it's short notice there'd be far more uproar than the slight bodge job of getting back home at the first opportunity.
Year 2065 - The insect overlords have finally overpowered the human race, the few remaining usurpers beaten in the big sting. They are now being taken to the honey plantations to be put to work.
HUMAN 1: at least it's not shitfields lol
Footballers never smile now, look at how moody and dramatic and super serious they all look when posing for new kit photoshoots. Except Richard Keogh who looked like he shat himself, what a man.
We returned once all the court business was more or less done, so the only thing I could see accelerating a return was the dates being brought forward.