I'd go with that too. I'd be tempted to maybe go with Miller over McQuoid based on him being ours and he's looked bright when I've seen him, but that may not be representative of how he's played overall.
Because the vast majority of managers don't get all the players they want and work around it, which is surely one of the necessary qualities of coaching. When you're at the foot of the table everyone plays some part, no matter how much they can be excused.
It's because it's so great, the way you waded in calling everyone bellends and how you 'know your shit' because he scored a goal. Brackley Town now, apparently.
The official site has to be wrong, there's no way Haynes is only 5'7" now.
There was a picture of him towering over other youth players I can't find, but here's him next to Richard Wood who can't be a little fella I'd have thought: