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Kane doing his little shimmy before shanking it wide was funny in retrospect. His run and cross for Gyokeres though, perfect

Can't believe the first caller on after a 3-0 win that puts us only a few goals off the top, the squad is weaker, had us pinned for relegation, through Robins had taken us as far as he could, don't get him started on the owners. Surely even CWR can screen calls.

I'd be all for the freedom of it but I'd forgot about the definitely spontaneous beer shower that people do when a goal is scored. Almost as genuine as when someone takes a selfie video of them celebrating.

I got petrol today. Not only did I waltz in and fill the car up but it was just as they were putting out the triple pack sandwiches in the shop. Combine that with the Twix Xtra and the meal deal pays for itself. My Leave vote keeps justifiying itself

"GB News chair Andrew Neil has vowed to ‘give a voice to those who feel sidelined or silenced’, while ‘exposing cancel culture as a threat to free speech'" Been a hell of a three months

Strangest thing at the restaurant last night. General chit-chat at the table across the way when suddenly one of them shouted at everyone to shut up, then when the food arrived he grabbed the plate from the waiter and scurried off under the stairs so nobody could see. You get all sorts I suppose

The free for all with measurements means that road signs won't have to display miles or km, it can just say 'you're about 20 mins away'

Milligan Cleese Everett. Sessions.

The new facility is where the old sports centre used to be, but from what I've seen of esports there will be more sweating there than ever before.

Piers Morgan can say anything he likes about weakness, it just reminds everyone that the weatherman made him cry off breakfast TV

That's the problem with the spinoff being announced, without that you could easily believe/hope that Carol's going to wander off and do something stupid so we get a proper character dying in an episode rather than 'Hi I'm Pete, you haven't seen me before so I'm definitely being killed'

I used to be a bit fearful of needles mostly because of the horror stories you'd hear in school leading up to getting the BCG which was actually fine but you'd be led to thinking it was being delivered via rusty lance by a knight on speeding horseback.

Does the stadium have a distinctive architecture and roof design? As far as kit blurb goes they're pushing it a bit there

Got my email. Call me Hannibal because that confirms I'm in the A team.

Looks like the phase one elites suddenly have a B-team, and they wear sizes small and XL onwards.

Good old Matt, just saying what the silent majority who are unaware you can get a flu jab at a supermarket are thinking

Watched episodes 2 and 3 together and apart from Carol looking for horses I'm right back into it. All creeping about, hunting and being hunted, danger everywhere. Lovely

I've heard the England band fairly recently, thought it was during the Euros but definitely in the last few months and I was awake so it wasn't the recurring nightmare either

There are at least five seasons of Trailer Park Boys before I thought it started going off the boil a bit, rule of thumb is to stick around as long as Trevor and Corey did

He may have hoped to wrap a right-leaning news outlet with an air of respectability and legitimacy, instead of that they just hired all the worst people who didn't have much else on