You're in hipster territory when your food or drink are served in novelty items, like a little frying net or on a skateboard.
IMPORTANT NOTE - cocktails served in a fishbowl do not count, you're in student pub territory there.
I'm not sure it's getting worse, it all just seems like the slap on the wrist that was to be expected. The FA have to be seen to do something, but it won't go much further than it has.
Are the injuries that he's had more the injury prone side of things where he's likely to fall apart often or is it impact stuff where he's just had rotten luck? If there was a chance of him coming back I'd take the risk personally.
Are there any actual club ramifications involved with this news? What does any of this actually mean for those of us who don't care about legal battles or popping the champers when one set of corporate scumbags beats another?
He was definitely just filling a spot to give us time to get someone in. Signing Ramage was the professional equivalent of when your five a side team is missing a player and you find one of your friends owns a pair of boots and has the evening free.