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The Telegraph's Facebook page is spinning their own website's headlines, magic. At some point they'll both gang up on the print version in an all-out war.

I always knock the speed of all sport games down as slow as possible, whether that's for realism or my aging reflexes is another story.

The bold lettering makes it seem ominous.

I still enjoy FIFA, but it's really very formulaic if you're not in multiplayer. Every team will try to pass you to death, if you're winning after 75 mins they'll leave cavernous gaps in the defence for you to walk through, and if you're not winning after 80 minutes it'll suddenly be impossible...

Whatever he's done before and after, this is what he did when he was actually here.

Exaggeration and bullshit is also something you'll find everywhere you look, it's just that people tend to focus more on their own team. It's like when someone here may claim that our latest load of bollocks makes us the laughing stock of football or whatever, when football barely notices we...

I can't stand those Goals and Powerleague pitches. They suit players with good feet and quick responses, and I hate all those people.

Bigi Bigi Bigi can't you see Grendel's hiding in your cupboard with a machete

Alright you big drama queen. Not quite what's being said.

If all 'fellow fans' got on, it'd be the first time in the history of football and all other sports ever played and followed. Nobody is lovely to everyone that just happens to support the same team, it wouldn't make sense. We had that mental case who wanted to harass Tim Fisher's kids at their...

One thing I hope they remedy with 17 is that no matter who the team was, they all played the exact same way as if EA had enabled Barcelona Mode for all. If I'm in League One, I expect the ball to get some serious altitude and for only one out of every three passes to be accurate.

Although he tends to drift very wide on the right wing.

Still got my full Orbis World Cup 90 album, completed and intact. As God is my witness, I'll be buried with that.

Sneaking into Freddie Birds and playing football most days on their pitch. Summer '95 in my head was that every single day while the sun shined for six straight weeks.

McDonald doing well elsewhere doesn't change that he was terrible here. It's like Coleman doing well with Wales, or McCartney finally being in a good band with Wings. I do genuinely admire don's loyalty to him though.

I think Fleck was our nastiest player. Vincelot looked the part and threw himself around, but Fleck was good for at least 10 yellows per season for a snide trip.

Bob's an odd name for a 12 year old.

The Reverend Al Green.

Stevie Wonder's blind Bob, he can't see a thing. Very insensitive.

Wasps are definitely better at promotion than we are (something about no top six since 1970 arf). It might be because the onus is on them to ingratiate themselves into a new community whereas we're established and complacent, but it's more likely that they're just a more professional outfit.